Some Pretty Great Movies From 2012 (According to Me)

(I’m skipping my list of my favorite TV shows, because this is the really important entry and I want to wrap this up. Let’s just say I liked Mad Men a lot)

I still didn’t see anywhere near as many movies in 2012 as, say, a regular film critic, but now that I live in New York City I was able to see more than I have in any previous year.

First up, movies I haven’t seen yet: Amour, Oslo, August 31, The Deep Blue Sea, The Turin Horse, Rust and Bone, Magic Mike, and maybe some more.

And here are the ones I loved the most.

15. Detention detention-still No other movie this year (or in the past few years) had a more severe case of ADHD. It’s a self-aware teen comedy slasher time travel sci-fi movie. It vomits the past two decades of pop culture from every frame. The filmmaking is beyond kinetic. It is amazing. You might really, really hate it. I don’t, but I get why people would.

14. Moonrise Kingdom moonrise-still I might sound a bit weird here, but I didn’t fall in love with protagonists Sam and Suzy* like I have some other Wes Anderson protagonists. I was not hopelessly invested in their romance. That said, the movie is such a fountain of pleasures, from Bob Balaban’s red-coated narrator to the use of A Young Person’s Guide to the Orchestra to the gorgeous 16mm cinematography that I still loved it. Also, Bruce Willis.

*To clarify, I liked Sam and Suzy, I just didn’t have, say, a Max Fischer-level connection with them.

13. The Raid: Redemption the-raid-still An instant action classic that escalates to a final fight that almost left me hyperventilating. This kicked my ass. A masterclass in action filmmaking.

12. 21 Jump St. 21-jump-still Simply put, the funniest movie I saw all year. Bonus points for the best car chase of the year.

11. Skyfall skyfall3 Is it too early to declare it my favorite Bond movie? Maybe. It’s everything I could want in a modern Bond film: it feels fresh while still obsessing over the series’ history. It has great, unique action scenes (that are coherently shot and edited!). It has a great villain. It’s also the single most beautiful digitally- shot movie that has yet to be made. As far as I’m concerned, Sam Mendes should just make Bond movies for the rest of his career.

10. Seven Psychopaths seven-psychopaths-still Martin McDonagh has unexpectedly given us the Adaptation of crime movies. Sam Rockwell and Christopher Walken are the all-stars here.

9. Lincoln lincoln-still What I love about Lincoln is that it steers away from being a dry, conventional biopic and ends up being something of a caper movie, full of colorful supporting characters.

8. The Avengers the_avengers___shawarma_by_ciccio91gow-d5f7u4g All my childhood superhero fantasies come to life and made better than I could possibly imagine. I could watch the 40-minute New York battle on a loop forever.

7. Django Unchained django-3 It’s simple: first I wanted to see all the white people die, and then (SPOILER) they did. Masterful filmmaking, simultaneously giddy and angry.

6. The Perks of Being a Wallflower perks-still The most emotionally affecting movie I saw all year. This is the perfect high school movie I’ve been waiting for.

5. Cloud Atlas cloud-atlas-3 Anyone who calls Cloud Atlas one of the worst movies of the year? Shut up. You’re an asshole. This is a wealth of cinema, more furiously narrative than anything else in 2012, constantly moving forward through time and genre with the best editing of the year, hands down. And it’s sincere and heartfelt and optimistic and full of beautiful human moments and if you’re too cynical to get into that then I feel sorry for you.

4. Looper looper-still It’s wonderful when a movie takes so many things I love (time travel, action, near-future sci-fi, kinetic filmmaking, Bruce Willis shooting people) and combines them into a thrilling, truly awesome movie.

3. The Cabin in the Woods cabin-woods-still There’s a 5-minute stretch in the third act that made me happier than any cinematic experience I’ve had in years. The rest is great, too.

2. Holy Motors holy-motors-2 I’m still not sure what this movie is about, but that doesn’t really matter. The whole thing is so alive, so constantly surprising and relentlessly entertaining. It can be interpreted in so many ways, but above all to me it’s a love letter to cinema, a celebration of all it’s capable of. And lest I forget to mention it, Denis Lavant gives the performance of the year.

1. Zero Dark Thirty zero-dark-2 As a person who didn’t exactly love The Hurt LockerZero Dark Thirty left me in awe. As far as I’m concerned, no other movie this year was as tough to get right. So many easy ways to take a wrong step and throw it all off, yet Bigelow and Boal nailed it every time. They trust the audience’s intelligence and simply present everything to us without glossing it up or feeling the need to make characters likable. It has an intense feeling of authenticity (and apparently it’s pretty damn authentic), and there comes with it a thrill from watching these people who are so good at what they do (even if that gets into some pretty gray moral territory) spend years obsessing over one specific job. For a movie based entirely on real events and set in the very recent passed, it is completely transporting. I lost all track of time. And really, what higher praise can I give to a movie?

So, yeah. Pretty good year.

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Cool Comics From 2012 (According to Me)

I never read as many comics as I’d like, and I always miss so many great ones. I haven’t even read Building Stories yet. I know. I’m terrible.

Around the end of the year I determined to be a little more cutthroat with my pull list, so no more buying titles out of habit. This will (theoretically) free up space for trying more new things and catching up on good comics I missed. Of course, the massive amount of high-quality titles in the Marvel NOW! launch (I hate that exclamation point…and the all-caps “now”) is making that difficult.

Anyway, here, in alphabetical order because it’s easier, are my eleven (11) favorite comics from last year. Because I’m too lazy to cut one out to get it to ten.

Animal Man/Swamp Thing

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w: Jeff Lemire/Scott Snyder
a: Steve Pugh/Travel Foreman/Timothy Green II/Yanick Paquette/Marco Rudy

Yes, it’s technically two separate series, but they’re so intertwined that we’ll put them together. The big year-in-the-making crossover “Rotworld” has made me consistently giddy, with its horrific alternate future of the DC Universe in which almost everyone has become a disgusting evil rot monster. Great, disturbing imagery all around, and a truly awesome use of DC mythology.

Batman

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w: Scott Snyder
a: Greg Capullo

Look, everyone already knows how great this book is. While I’m a rabid fan of Grant Morrison’s Batman epic (Batman Inc. would be on here if more issues had been released in 2012), here Snyder and Capullo are basically crafting my ideal Batman series, constantly pushing themselves harder to top what they’ve done before.

Before Watchmen: Silk Spectre

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w: Darwyn Cooke/Amanda Conner
a: Amanda Conner

Yup. Disregarding the controversy of the entire Before Watchmen project, the Silk Spectre series was a warm and human coming of age story elevated enormously by Amanda Connor’s artwork, which featured the best “acting” of any comic I read all year.

Daredevil

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w: Mark Waid
a: Chris Samnee/Paolo Rivera

Every single month Mark Waid (along with new, fantastic regular artist Chris Samnee) is creating a superhero book so good it feels effortless. This is what so many books at Marvel and DC should aspire to. Also, the best use of The Spot in…maybe ever.

Fury MAX

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w: Garth Ennis
a: Goran Parlov

I think this is going to end in the near future, but if I had my way it would run forever. Garth Ennis and Goran Parlov telling stories of old, bitter Nick Fury fighting through America’s wars in the second half of the 20th century. It’s grim, funny, gory, and thrilling. And then when it seems like it’s as good as it can get, the Punisher shows up in Vietnam.

Hawkeye

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w: Matt Fraction
a: David Aja/Javier Pulido

This is my #1 book, my single favorite title being published right now, despite the fact that I’ve never cared about Hawkeye at all. Each issue (and occasional 2-part story) is its own unique piece, exciting and often hilarious, filled with pages that seem determined to find the most interesting way to tell the story (and constantly succeed). It’s lighthearted espionage/crime action with a bit of superheroing that perfectly straddles the line between irony and sincerity. I hope it runs forever and that Matt Fraction and I can become friends so he’ll let me read the issues early.

The Manhattan Projects

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w: Jonathan Hickman
a: Nick Pitarra

Let’s make this simple: in the first issue (set in the late days of WWII), a portal opens in a secret U.S. facility through which Japanese samurai robots enter and attack everyone but Jonathan Oppenheimer’s evil twin brother who has eaten his brother’s brain guns them down with a turret. That was when I fell in love with the comic. My love has only grown stronger with each issue.

Mind MGMT

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w/a: Matt Kindt

What this series began as has evolved into something far larger and very different., constantly surprising and building a huge, fascinating mythology. Also the most essential monthly series to read in single issues, as Kindt packs each issue to the brim with great additional material.

Punk Rock Jesus

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w/a: Sean Murphy

Sean Murphy’s magnificent ink-scratched artwork is so gorgeous it almost overshadows the story he’s telling, an epic assault on modern Christian culture and reality television. With punk rock, because that makes most things cooler. Side note: when I got my copy of issue #1 signed by Murphy at New York Comic Con I also got a Punk Rock Jesus guitar pick. Which is awesome.

Saga

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w: Brian K. Vaughan
a: Fiona Staples

What else is there to say about Saga? This is the world I most anticipate getting lost in every month, the characters I most want to know, and the artwork I most want covering my walls.

Wolverine and the X-Men

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w: Jason Aaron
a: Nick Bradshaw/Chris Bachalo

Even when dragged into a crossover I have no interest in, this remains the most purely fun book I read every month (which isn’t to say it can get dramatic and emotional when it wants to). It’s an X-Men comic in which Frankenstein’s monster throws an elephant at Wolverine and Doop, the floating alien blob who speaks an incomprehensible language and serves as the school’s secretary/enforcer gets his own spotlight issue.

It’s too early to add any of the Marvel NOW! books, since most only had a couple issues released in 2012, but so far here are my top 5 series.

Thor: God of Thunder
w: Jason Aaron
a: Esad Ribic

3 Thors! Mythology! Aliens! A vast, epic scope and a murder mystery and jaw-droppingly gorgeous art!

Avengers
w: Jonathan Hickman
a: Jerome Opena

Very much “Hickman does Avengers.” High concepts. Infographics. Hard sci-fi. Beaaauuutttttiful art. More of this always, please.

Captain America
w: Rick Remender
a: John Romita Jr.

This is ridiculously fun so far. Captain America stranded in a brutal alien dimension. If there are more sci-fi adventure Cap stories, I must read them.

Deadpool
w: Gerry Duggan/Brian Posehn
a: Tony Moore

I really haven’t read many Deadpool comics in the past, and I’ve groaned at the character’s recent overexposure, but screw that, because this is so much fun. Deadpool kills evil re-animated American Presidents with ghost Ben Franklin? Drawn by Tony Moore? Why would anyone not read that?

Indestructable Hulk
w: Mark Waid
a: Leinil Yu

Leave it to Mark Waid to absolute nail “Bruce Banner: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Note: if Young Avengers had been released a month earlier it would be on the top of this list.

UP NEXT: Some television programs I enjoyed.

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The Hottest Jams of 2012 (According to Me)

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In 2012 I managed to watch fewer non-current movies than ever before while also listening to less new music than I have in years. Yeah, I need to improve on both points this year.

I might not have listened to much new music, but I listened to some, and the stuff I listened to I liked very much. This year seemed to mark my full transition into pretty much only being interested in pop music, more specifically electro-pop sung by Swedish women.

So here we go, my twenty favorite songs of the year, limiting myself to one song per artist.

20. David Guetta feat. Sia – “Titanium”

I’ve never been the slightest bit interested in anything David Guetta has done, but through some fluke he managed to make something awesome. Huh.

19. fun. – “Some Nights”

Logically, I should be sick of this song. But I’m not. I have a weakness for anthemic choruses and pounding percussion. Also, I still hate that period.

18. Charli XCX – “You’re the One”

An already-amazing pop song that gets amazing-er when the spoken word part kicks in.

17. CITIZENS! – “Caroline”

Terrific and super catchy guitar pop song of the year #1.

16. Two Door Cinema Club – “Someday”

Terrific and super catchy guitar pop song of the year #2.

15. Calvin Harris feat. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”

In a totally unsurprising development, Florence Welch’s voice and Calvin Harris doing his Calvin Harris thing turned out to be pretty great.

14. Maximo Park – “Hips and Lips”

Ohhh, here’s the Maximo Park I remember liking several years back. The intro always makes me want to jump into a mysterious late-night driving montage.

13. Metric “Speed the Collapse”

Pretty much an archetypal Metric song, which I consider to be a very good thing.

12. Spiritualized – “Hey Jane”

Oh, Jason Pierce. Even when your song begins sounding like a conventional catchy rock song, it turns into a crazy 9-minute euphoric symphony.

11. Dragonette – “Live in This City”

It’s just. So. Much. Fun.

10. Little Mix – “Wings”

Perfect girl-group pop, and definitely better than Girls Aloud’s comeback single (which I did enjoy). It starts with a horn riff and an awesome beat and proceeds to keep getting better as it goes.

9. MNDR – “#1 In Heaven”

It’s the massive “Tell them I’m smiiiiilliiiiiing” in the chorus that really earned this the spot on the list.

8. Niki and the Dove – “Tomorrow”

Oh you Swedes and your transcendent, ethereal pop music.

7. Jessie Ware – “Wildest Moments”

Pretty much as excellent a pop ballad as I could ask for.

6. Ellie Goulding – “Anything Could Happen”

The “I know it’s gonna be” bridge might be my favorite part of any song on this list. Wonderful chilly synth pop with a bit of soul.

5. The Vaccines – “Teenage Icon”

Pure efficiency. You’ve got the great opening drum riff, then the killer, fuzzy guitar riff, a huge catchy chorus, and it’s out in three minutes, the whole time dripping with self-deprecation.

4. Muse – “Madness”

For all their ridiculous bombasticism and genre-jumping, this surprisingly minimalist (while also a huge change of pace) is the most exciting thing Muse has done in many a year. Also, that bass sounds like it came from another dimension.

3. The Hives – “Come On”

It’s just over a minute long, it consists of only three different words, and it’s probably the purest, most fun rock song I heard all year.

2. The Maccabees – “Pelican”

I want to cut a movie trailer around this more than any other song from 2012.

1. Icona Pop – “I Love It”

“You’re from the 70s/But I’m a 90s bitch.”

I’ve listened to it hundreds of times since the day it hit the internet and the euphoric rush I get every time it comes on still hasn’t diminished. An under-three-minute storm of pounding beats and chainsaw synths that feels like a constant chorus. The lyrics (penned by Charli XCX) are joyfully nihilistic, and every line (delivered by singers Aino Jawo and Caroline Hjelt in an infectious shout-sing) demands to yelled up at the sky. I don’t care. I love it.

Also, just a heads up, assuming that Icona Pop gets the fame and success they deserve, I’m going to be that hipster asshole who makes sure everyone knows he was into them way back in 2011.

UP NEXT: Some comics I liked…

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The Best Movie Trailers of 2012 (According to Me)

This is the first time I’ve blogged since March. Let’s ignore that fact and move on to why we’re here.

Movie trailers.

I love them. And I watch a lot of them. So here’s my take on what the really, really good ones were over the past year.

First up, some special awards

Trailer Most Clearly Not Aimed At Me: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Is the book series that this is based on massively popular and I’m just unaware of it? This trailer announces itself as if the audience is rabid with anticipation, yet watching it I feel entirely alienated and uninterested. In the final moments a character dramatically declares, “Welcome…to the City of Bones.” This is clearly intended to elicit a “OHMYGOD THE CITY OF BONES” reaction, but I’m left confused. What is the City of Bones? Should I be excited? Scared? Is it really made of bones? Can I please see a single shot of it so I have an idea of how I should react? What is that glyph that keeps replacing letters in the text throughout? Why are you making absolutely no effort whatsoever to attract the uninitiated?

And can we please stop writing dialogue mentioning “legends whispered around campfires”? How many modern teenagers are whispering legends about monsters to their friends while sitting around campfires? I predict exactly none.

Best Music Choice: Turn Me On, Dammit!

Probably the funniest possible music choice to advertise a weird Norwegian teen sex comedy.

Most Clearly a Trailer for a Terrence Malick Film: To the Wonder

This isn’t a criticism. I love Terrence Malick, and I think this is a great trailer. But seriously, even if his name didn’t appear onscreen, would there even be the slightest shred of doubt as to who directed this?

Best End Gag: Aftershock

The trailer itself is fine. The final five seconds? Amazing.

Special Award: The Master

There were several trailers, most of which weren’t released in theaters, and they were some of the most intriguing, haunting pieces of film advertising I saw all year, smartly using that perfect combination of Joaquin Phoenix’s face and Johnny Greenwood’s score.

And now on with to the proper list. I figured I’d do 15 instead of the normal 10, since I’m pretty bad at being concise.

15. Django Unchained

For lack of a better description, this announces itself as exactly what I’d hope for from a Tarantino blaxpoitation spaghetti western. The “adult supervision if required” from Dicaprio at the end is the perfect capper.

14. Holy Motors

It’s a little disjointed, switching abruptly from one section to the next, but for a movie like this (if you haven’t seen it, fix that) I don’t know if there’s any other way. This captures the spirit of the movie about as well as a trailer can, and that final minute really reflects the thrilling lunacy that has me dying to see it again.

13. On the Road

There’s a great old-fashioned momentum that makes it look like the best road trip ever.

12. The Great Gatsby

Purists be damned, everything about this screams “lavishness,” and that’s exactly how it should be. “No Church in the World” paired with those beautiful deep focus visuals of 1920s parties is an amazing pairing.

11. Antiviral

How can I not love a trailer with a soundtrack made up of rhythmic coughs? This thing gets magnificently fucked up.

10. Bullhead

You know what’s great about this one? IT DOESN’T SPOIL THE MOVIE FOR YOU. It presents a lot of atmospheric, intriguing images, and assembles them into something that implies a tone and gives a hint at the subject matter, leaving you wanting more.

9. Kotoko

Yeah, I’m a bit unnerved by this one. The soundtrack alone freaks me out.

8. Zero Dark Thirty (teaser)

The climax of “When was the last time you saw Bin Laden?”  is the best reveal of any trailer from 2012.

7. Man of Steel

A supremely confident announcement that Superman should be taken seriously. There’s a reverent, almost mythological tone to this trailer that I love, and the risky choice to focus on character over spectacle seems to be paying off.

If it had one big shot of Superman punching someone it would probably be #3.

6. Les Miserables

The fragility and almost uncomfortable intimacy of Anne Hathaway’s rendition of “I Dreamed a Dream” played against the epic visuals seals this one for me.

5. Shut Up and Play the Hits

Discussion question: is it possible to cut a bad trailer around “All My Friends”? Regardless, for this movie that’s pretty much the only reasonable music choice, and it hits maybe the most euphoric climax of any trailer this year. Before immediately crashing down to stark uncertainty. Wonderful match cuts, too.

4. The Dark Knight Rises

It’s so. Damn. Quiet. For the first 45 seconds, we hear no orchestra and no sound effects, just voices and minor piano chords. We’re so conditioned to expect bombastic, formulaic blockbuster action trailers that this immediately forces us to sit up and pay attention. Slowly but surely Hans Zimmer’s score creepy in, building and building as the tone changes from total despair to one of redemption and triumph.

One quibble, more about the advertising campaign than the trailer itself: the tagline “The Fire Rises” appears to refer to Batman (see the title), yet in the movie it is a mantra spoken by the villains. What’s up with that?

3. Maniac (red-band)

The horror genre always lends itself to some of the most interesting trailers. This thing is terrifying, and keeps getting more amazing as it goes. If the trailer had only been the final 5 seconds, it would still make this list.

Also, NSFW.

2. Prometheus

A masterpiece of a trailer. A soundtrack of drones and alarms builds steadily over the year’s most immaculately icy and atmospheric images until almost inducing a panic attack in the viewer. The perfect finishing touch is the strobing near the end, where the trailer almost reveals spoiler-y shots but because of the flickering you’re not quite sure what you just saw. Requisite snarky ending: if only the movie had been this good.

1. Cloud Atlas (extended)

I’m cheating. This trailer is almost six minutes long and obviously didn’t play in theaters, but its form is enough to qualify in my book. This is a special case, since Cloud Atlas has so much going on that a regular 2.5-minute trailer just can’t quite get the point across (the theatrical trailer is good if a bit confusing). Here, the additional time gives it some time to breathe, to properly communicate just what this weird, sprawling movie is and how it’s going to work. One of the most enjoyable parts of watching the actual film is experiencing the way it’s put together through the editing and visual choices in how it transitions seamlessly between stories, characters, genres and time periods. Without spoiling too much of the movie, this is a perfect bite-sized version of what it is and what it’s about. Of course, having the year’s best score to which to cut the trailer doesn’t hurt at all. Watching it again after seeing the movie multiple times, it almost makes me choke up. Not bad for a piece of marketing.

UP NEXT: I didn’t listen to much new music in 2012, but that won’t stop me from writing about it.

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2011: The Year That Was Last Year – Movies (Part 2)

Last time was the big boring list, but this is where it gets fun. Here I get to go all cinephile and talk about the little details and specific stuff that I found really interesting or cool or noteworthy, even if it was the only thing about the movie that was worth talking about.

BEST TITLE SEQUENCES

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

The coolest, most visceral James Bond title sequence in years.

The Adventures of Tintin

Note: This video, a short excerpt, was all I could find.

A terrific wordless animated short that could function just fine on its own.

BEST COFFEE PREPARATION

Kato in The Green Hornet

BEST PIECE OF ART DIRECTION

The Guard – the Daniel O’Donnell poster in Brendan Gleeson’s bedroom

BEST JACKET

Drive

Since I jotted down this note the jacket has become parodied and referenced to death. It’s instantly iconic for a reason.

MOVIE I MOST WISH I COULD HAVE DIRECTED

Fright Night

Craig Gillespie’s Fright Night remake is fun, but it should have been more. The cast, the premise, the first 30 minutes, the R rating, the themes it was working with, all the pieces were in place, but it fell into a by-the-numbers monster movie plot with excessive CGI. A horror/action/coming-of-age comedy is basically my ideal movie, and I would have done terrible things to direct it. Even though I’ll never know how things would go if I had that chance, I’d like to think that I could have worked out the issues and gotten Fright Night to its full potential.

BEST ACTION SCENES

Rango – Canyon Chase

Absolute brilliant lunacy.

Hanna – the facility escape

The point in the movie where Joe Wright starts showing off and the Chemical Brothers really go nuts.

Fast Five – the train scene

This one scene is better than the majority of the previous movies in the franchise.

Drive – opening

A low-key, within-the-speed-limit car chase shot entirely from within one car.

The Adventures of Tintin – The Chase

Quite possibly the five most exhilarating moments of cinema released in 2011. An all-time classic.

13 Assassins – the entire second half

Yup, the entire second half. The best sustained bloodbath since the House of Blue Leaves in Kill Bill Vol. 1.

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol – the entire Dubai sequence

You all saw it, right? I don’t think I need to explain this.

BEST MOMENTS

Rango – army of redneck gophers  riding bats takes to the sky to the sound of “Ride of the Valkyries” played on banjos

Your Highness – Justin Theroux shouting “Jumping!” as he jumps.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes – Caesar speaks

Melancholia – the opening, in which the world ends, beautifully

Moneyball – Scott Hatteberg’s home run

13 Assassins – the alley of swords

Contagion – Gwenyth’s head gets cut open

Drive – the elevator

Tinker Tailor Solder Spy – Jim kills the flaming owl

Attack the Block – before looking through the peep-hole, Moses uses a baseball bat to push up the brim of his hat (a small gesture, but one I always enjoy)

BEST TOOTH-BRUSHING

Cate Blanchett in Hanna

BEST EASTER EGG

Captain America – the original Human Torch at the Stark Expo

BEST MINOR CHARACTERS

Hanna – Isaacs (Tom Hollander)

Fast Five – Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson) & Han Seoul-Oh (Sung Kang)

Rise of the Planet of the Apes – Maurice

The Descendants – Sid (Nick Krause)

NICEST SURPRISE

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

BEST VOMITING

Take Me Home Tonight – zero-g puke

BEST LINES

Your Highness – “It is my legacy to do anything to stop those who fuck to make dragons.”

Fast Five – “This just went from Mission: Impossible to Mission: In-freaking-sanity.”

Fast Five – “11 million? That sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.”

Rubber – “It’s not the end! He’s been reincarnated as a tricycle!”

Crazy Stupid Love - “Fuck! Seriously? It’s like you’re Photoshopped!”

Attack the Block – “This is too much madness to explain in one text!”

13 Assassins – “I will accomplish your wish…with magnificence.”

The Guard – “I’m Irish. Racism is part of my culture.”

BEST SHOTS

The Adventures of Tintin – the chase

Yes, it’s animated, but that’s the whole point. This wouldn’t be even close to possible in live action, so Spielberg used the medium to create a virtuosic single-take scene beyond anything that had been done before.

The Adjustment Bureau – running out of the bathroom onto the field at Yankee’s Stadium

A simple, elegant special effect that still manages to be awe-inspiring without heavy CGI.

Hanna – the metro station fight

Note: this clip starts more than three minutes into the shot. Watch the movie for the full effect.

Melancholia – the moon and the planet/final shot

The Tree of Life – all of them

Attack the Block – the climactic hallway chase

The year’s best example of a comic book panel come to life.

We Need to Talk About Kevin – the curtain

Haunting when it appears as the movie’s opening image, and terrifying when it reappears later on.

War Horse – execution by the windmill

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol – Tom Cruise running from the sandstorm

We all know that Tom Cruise is cinema’s greatest onscreen runner. After J.J. Abrams took advantage of this and made the climactic scene of Mission: Impossible 3 not much more than Cruise running for a really long time, new director Brad Bird had his work cut out for him. How to top it? The answer was simple: Imax. It might sound silly, but I can’t overstate the magnificence of Tom Cruise sprinting through Dubai straight at the camera in full 6-story Imax as a massive sandstorm follows.

The Green Hornet – the split-screen tracking shot

Good enough to stand alone as one of Michel Gondry’s music videos.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy – the bee/the airfield conversation/Peter behind the doors

(in other words, there were a lot of good shots)

BEST MUSIC TRACKS

Hanna – “Escape Wavefold”

Attack the Block – “Tooling Up”

BEST PERSPIRATION

Dwayne Johnson in Fast Five

BEST WERNER HERZOG IMPRESSION

Hugo Weaving in Captain America

BEST TAGLINE

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo – “The feel bad movie of Christmas”

BEST EATING

Brad Pitt in Moneyball

BEST PG-13 F-BOMB

X-Men: First Class

There’s no way I’m going to risk spoiling this for anyone. It might be the best PG-13 F-bomb of all time.

Runner-up: Crazy, Stupid, Love

Emma Stone’s exasperated exclamation of “Fuck!” upon seeing a shirtless Ryan Gosling is delightful.

OKAY! That’s it for this ridiculously delayed series of opinions about 2011. If you were looking forward to the 2012 Anticipation List, sorry, but it’s not coming. We’re too far into the year and I’ve already seen some of the things that were going to be on the list (21 Jump Street, The Raid, the return of Community). So now let’s get on with our year and enjoy all the fun stuff we have ahead of us.

And seriously, see The Raid if you have the chance. That shit is incredible.

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2011: The Year That Was Last Year – Movies (Part 1)

One advantage of this post being so spectacularly late is that hopefully by now you’re not quite so sick of top 10 lists (or top whatever, as in this case). I’m still catching up on movies I missed last year for various reasons, so I figure I should state right here all the potentially good stuff I haven’t seen yet to avoid any complaints about how they’re missing from the list:

-The Artist (really)
-A Separation
-Take Shelter
-Shame
-Jane Eyre
-The Skin I Live In
-A Dangerous Method
-My Week With Marilyn
-Another Earth
-A Better Life
-Win Win
-Meek’s Cutoff
-Weekend
-Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
-The Future
-Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame
-The Ides of March
-a second viewing of Melancholia, which I desperately need but haven’t gotten around to yet

Obviously there are dozens more movies I didn’t see, but these are the ones that are the most acclaimed that I still plan on seeing. I just don’t want to delay this any longer.

For quite a while I thought 2011 was a bad year for movies. When writers like Scott Tobias called it one of the best they’d experienced in over a decade, I was confused. As I caught up with what I’d missed over the past couple months I came to realize that it wasn’t as bad as I’d thought. The problem was that it was a bad year for big movies. There was no huge acclaimed summer blockbuster like Inception, the awards season favorite was a throwback silent movie very few people actually saw, and hell, even Pixar stumbled for the first time ever. It turned out it was a good year for smaller movies and surprises, to the extent that my list ended up coming in at a weird, large number.

Before we dive right in, I’ll continue this year’s tradition and list my top 5 non-2011 movies I saw for the first time last year.

1. Breaking Away

2. Badlands

3. Gambit

4. The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

5. Ghost World

Now let’s get to it. To speed things up, I will write a single sentence about each movie.

25. The Myth of the American Sleepover

A wistful take on high school summers set that was about a thousand times better than I expected.

24. Fast Five

How to make an awesome installment in a mostly-moronic franchise: add The Rock, a great supporting cast, drop the focus on uninteresting street racing in favor of car-related heists, and just make a straight-up action movie that embraces what it is.

23. Bridesmaids

Yup, just as great and hilarious as everyone says.

22. X-Men: First Class

Rebooting a superhero franchise by turning it into a 1960s-set spy movie with mutants was a strike of brilliance.

21. Rango

Absolutely gorgeous and magnificently weird, as well as the most interesting thing Johnny Depp has done in years.

20. 50/50

It’s funny and moving and full of great performances, but the honesty of it is what makes it special.

19. Warrior

Formulaic and about a stupid sport, both with such great performances (especially Nolte) and such good storytelling that those potential issues were instantly forgotten.

18. Contagion

Steven Soderbergh does a big global virus thriller with an all-star cast really, really realistically, and it’s terrifying.

17. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

I expected a schlocky “oh no, the apes are smart and attacking!” movie and instead got A Prophet meets Che…with apes.

16. Young Adult

I am so, so grateful to Diablo Cody for sticking to her guns and not giving the main character any kind of arc whatsoever.

15. The Guard

Was there ever any doubt that a buddy cop movie/western (I’m not kidding about that last part) comedy with Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle set in a small Irish fishing village would be brilliant?

14. Midnight in Paris

I was supremely happy for the entire duration of this movie.

13. The Muppets

It pulls off the tricky balancing act of honoring the Muppets’ legacy, re-integrating them into modern popular culture, and being both moving and hilarious (and featuring the best use of Jack Black in a movie in years).

12. Hugo

As wonderful as the whole movie is, Scorsese’s thrilling, kinetic use of his 3-D camera alone earned it a spot on this list.

11. 13 Assassins

It’s like Ocean’s 11 in feudal Japan, except instead of leading up to a big heist, the second half is one massive, brilliant action scene that is by far the most incredible display of carnage of the year.

10. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

As I hoped and expected, Brad Bird’s first live-action film is a masterclass on how to make a giant, setpiece-driven action blockbuster, not to mention the single best use of Tom Cruise running ever.

9. (TIE) War Horse/The Adventures of Tintin

Proof that Spielberg is still the greatest: these came out only one week apart.

8. I Saw the Devil

From Korea, the world’s foremost producer of amazing, brutal revenge movies, this is the best since Oldboy.

7. Hanna

Watching Saoirse Ronan beat the shit out of people in long, beautiful takes set to a pounding electronic score by the Chemical Brothers might have been the most fun I had in a movie theater all year.

6. The Tree of Life

More an experience than a regular movie, it is one of the most beautiful, astonishingly ambitious pieces of cinema I’ve encountered in years (although I can take or leave the Sean Penn bookends).

5. Submarine

Oliver Tate might be my favorite teenage protagonist since Max Fischer, and Richard Ayoade’s French New Wave homage set in 1980s Wales is one of my favorite coming-of-age movies in years.

4. We Need to Talk About Kevin

The scariest movie I saw all year; masterful pacing, perfectly controlled filmmaking, incredible performances, and great, great use of the color red.

3. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

It requires some effort (and a second viewing for me) to really appreciate it, but it was absolutely worth it, as this is one of the most exquisitely crafted movies of the year, not to mention it has far and away the best ensemble cast.

2. Drive

So effortlessly cool, such precise visual storytelling; this is the kind of movie that makes me want to go make movies immediately.

1. Attack the Block

I love this movie so much that to stick to my self-imposed rule of writing just one sentence per movie I’ll have to break grammar laws and write a run-on sentence because fuck grammar, bruv, this movie is an instant classic, it’s as purely entertaining as anything released all year, with wall-to-wall great characters, fantastic moments, immediately quotable dialogue, a spectacular, moving ending, and SUCH A BADASS SCORE BY BASEMENT JAXX, but the three things that really make it special are the brilliant, truly original creature design (a perfect mix of practical effects and CGI), the screenplay, so efficient, so perfectly structured, and then, to get a bit more serious, the racial and societal commentary, which manages to be right there in front of you the whole time without ever being shoved in your face, making a supremely fun movie into something important and truly modern, and I almost ended the sentence there but I can’t because I have to state one more time that I love this movie and I love it more every time I see it, so yeah, Attack the Block is something special, the kind of movie that thrills me and makes me feel like when I first decided I wanted to make movies.

UP NEXT: More Movies, but this time I get specific

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2011: The Year That Was Last Year – TV

I’ve mentioned already how some of my pop culture/art consumption was effected by the time I’ve put into the YouTube channel, and of all the kinds of media I consume, TV was probably hurt the most. I could no longer allow myself to speed through an entire season of a show over a weekend, and certain current shows I probably should have been watching were left for later, so as to avoid adding another weekly commitment.

By that I mean that I have yet to watch the second season of Boardwalk Empire and I didn’t watch Downton Abbey. I also still haven’t watched Breaking Bad, but I’m going to start within the next few days.

Before I get into 2011′s TV, I have to mention my favorite non-2011 shows I finally watched last year.

The Wire

What is there to say about The Wire that hasn’t been said so many times that everyone is sick of hearing it? It’s the show everyone says you have to watch. It’s the show everyone says is the greatest show ever. And it is. It really is. From start to finish, it’s the most satisfying piece of television I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching. It never falls into clichés or tired stories. It never takes the easy way out. It devotes the same time and effort to every character, whether they’re a cop, drug dealer, mayor, or dope fiend. Usually when I’m watching a series and I arrive at the final episode I start to get nervous, since so few shows end on a truly strong note. As I began the final episode of The Wire, the routine nerves came on, but then I paused for a second and realized something. This was The Wire. Of course it was going to stick the landing. I never should have doubted it.

Twin Peaks

I don’t like David Lynch. I say that only having seen Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive, but if I didn’t like those, chances are I won’t like his other work. That said, I liked parts of both those movies. I love Mulholland Drive until about two-thirds of the way through. My hope with Twin Peaks was that a long-form narrative would bring out the things I liked about his movies and not as much the things that pissed me off. And that’s what happened. Once I adjusted to the Lynchiness I fell in love with the show, this supremely weird soap opera/goofy small town comedy/murder mystery/surreal horror story. Of course, it did go off the rails in the second season, but those initial twelve or so episodes are what really matter. And I’ve gotta say, I kinda liked Fire Walk With Me.

Moving on…

I spent a while pondering how to approach this entry. If I didn’t watch enough shows to formulate a proper list, what would I do? Well, I thought it best to borrow the format of the previous entry on comics. My favorite show of 2011 is absolutely no mystery. It’s Community. I’ve watched every episode multiple times. I’ve obsessed over it and analyzed it, and no other television program brought me more enjoyment last year. And since it’s currently on an indefinite hiatus (#savecommunity #sixseasonsandamovie), it’s important to talk about it and show that people care about it. Because it’s the best.

UPDATE: The hiatus ends March 15! Obviously this was written before that announcement.

And so, here are my 10 favorite episodes of Community from 2011.

10. “Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps”

Growing up with The Simpsons I learned to love anthology Halloween episodes, so it should come as no surprise that I loved this. The best segment is a toss-up between Abed’s painfully rational slasher story (“I’m comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.”) and Britta’s rushed, lazy tale of a hook-handed killer (“An escaped convict from the asylum has escaped and he’s mental and he’s on the loose and stuff.”).

9. “Regional Holiday Music”

Community takes its ongoing mocking of Glee to its ultimate conclusion with a spot-on parody (the silent goateed piano guy!) that totally outdoes it at its own game by doing all original songs. I was singing “Baby Boomer Santa” for weeks afterward.

8. “Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism”

Of all the episodes on this list, this is the only “normal” one. There’s no big genre homage and no gimmick. It’s one of the show’s “sitcom” episodes, which are generally good but not as remarkable as the others. Somehow the very rare pairing of Jeff and Shirley results in one of the show’s more poignant stories, as well as one of its most truly insane scenes (the sudden switch into anime). As for the B-plot, it has Abed dressed as Batman and Annie’s futile attempts to imitate Christian Bale. Comedic gold.

7. “Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking”

This episode is great for numerous reasons, particularly the exploration of Jeff’s father issues and as a commentary on the documentary style of shows like The Office. But what really matters is that there was not a single thing I saw or experienced all year that made me laugh as hard as when Troy met Levar Burton.

6. “A Fistful of Paintballs/”"For a Few Paintballs More”

The most spectacular season finale a fan could ask for, a two-part western/Star Wars homage paintball war. Every single character got a great moment, even Vicki and Magnitude. It had a Cougar Town crossover. Josh Holloway played a character called “The Dark Rider.” Abed (as Han Solo) kissed Annie under a downpour of orange paint. “Operation: Troy’s Awesome Plan is living up to its name.” If the show had never gone on past season 2, this would have been a worthy conclusion.

5. “Paradigms of Human Memory”

The sheer concept of this episode is a perfect example of why I love this show so much. It’s a clip show that, instead of being the laziest episode, ends up being one of the most ambitious. Not many shows would have a balls necessary to use up a whole season’s worth of potential plots on throwaway gags or the energy to actually shoot them all (a ghost town! a haunted mansion! Mexican drug lords! a St. Patrick’s Day rafting trip!). What really makes it great is that it uses the format to comment on the past season and call itself out on potential criticisms. It’s basically a perfect episode of Community. “A locomotive that runs on us.”

4. “Documentary Filmmaking Redux”

I love that the show does these documentary episodes mainly to save money yet they end up feeling like some of the most complex, ambitious stuff it’s done. As someone who loves stories about filmmaking, a full-episode homage to Hearts of Darkness is obviously right up my alley. Jim Rash earns an Emmy he sadly won’t get (because the Emmys are dumb) for the most gloriously bizarre Dean Pelton performance he’s yet given, taking center stage and descending spectacularly into insanity.

3. “Critical Film Studies”

Part of why I love this is that it was advertised as “Community‘s Pulp Fiction episode!” and then…wasn’t. It wasn’t the craziest episode the show has ever done, but it might have been the most unusual: a half-hour homage to My Dinner With Andre that featured Abed delivering a lengthy existential monologue about pooping his pants on the set of Cougar Town. As with Community‘s best episodes, the absurdity and pop culture references are completely character driven. For an episode that features Chevy Chase in a gimp suit, it’s a great character piece about Abed and his struggles to relate to his friends. It’s also beautifully directed by the great Richard Ayoade (director of every episode of Garth Maraneghi’s Darkplace and one of my favorite movies of 2011, Submarine), who handles a very tricky script without a single false moment.

2. “Advanced Dungeons & Dragons”

As this episode was unfolding in front of me, I kept thinking to myself, “I can’t believe this is real. Something this wonderful and insane actually got made and broadcast on network TV.” As much as I love it when Community gets crazy with paintball wars and musicals and zombie attacks, so much of its strength comes from scenes of of the cast sitting around the study room table. Two of the show’s best episodes are pretty much nothing but that (the other, “Cooperative Caligraphy,” was pretty much my favorite television episode of 2010). This time, the group, joined by ongoing background character Fat Neil, play a game of Dungeons and Dragons. For the entire episode. What could simply be a fun episode about the group hanging out becomes so much more. Thanks to some great sound design, music, and Lord of the Rings-esque narration, it becomes an epic fantasy that merely happens to be confined to one room. It somehow manages to delicately handle the topics of depression and suicide without ever losing sight of the comedic tone. It turns a minor line from earlier in the season into the basis for a brand new character. It has Annie’s erotic adventure as Hector the Well-Endowed and his/her seduction of an elf maiden so as to procure a fleet of pegasi. If you need an episode to introduce to your friends who don’t watch the show, this should be it.

1. “Remedial Chaos Theory”

Not just one of the show’s best episodes but one of the best television comedy episodes I’ve ever seen. In a script that must have driven several writers insane, multiple timelines created by the tossing of a six-sided die allow the show to analyze how all the characters relate to one another, how slightly different pairings and situations lead to very different outcomes, and how the removal of certain people can change the enter dynamic. The amount of humanity, imagination, and humor packed into these 21 minutes puts most other shows to shame. A truly inspiring, magnificent episode.

BUT WAIT…

There was some more TV I watched in 2011, so here, in no specific order, are my favorite single episodes (one per show).

Doctor Who – “The Doctor’s Wife”

Season 6 was fairly divisive, and I’m one of the people who, for the most part, loved it. As much as I enjoyed Steven Moffat’s grand, ultra-complex overarching plot, the highlight was Neil Gaiman’s long-awaited episode. It was everything that is great about both Doctor Who and Gaiman’s writing: whimsical, moving, and overflowing with imagination.

Parks and Recreation – “Li’l Sebastian”

How do I pick one episode of Parks & Rec? Its third season is virtually flawless and its fourth has been almost as good. While I don’t adore it quite as much as Community and it doesn’t quite reach the same heights, it’s probably the funniest show on TV, a perfectly honed comedy machine. The third season finale, featuring the spectacular memorial ceremony for the world’s greatest miniature horse, is a demonstration of everything the show does well and how great every character can be. Also, it has Jean-Ralphio and the debut of Entertainment 720, which are probably the main reasons I picked it.

Homeland – “Marine One”

I only recently caught up with Homeland, watching the first season over about three days. The whole thing is phenomenal, brilliantly written and acted, but what impressed me most was how it ended. I won’t spoil anything for those who haven’t seen it yet, but it handles a potential terrorist attack with many heavy shades of gray, creating one of the most suspenseful episodes of television aired in 2011. What I love about the ending, beyond how good it was, is how it gave a satisfying conclusion to the season’s main story while moving things in a new direction for the future. This clearly isn’t going to fall into the Dexter problem of formulaic, repetitive season-long story lines. And seriously, Claire Danes and Damian Lewis. Give those guys all the awards.

Game of Thrones – “Baelor”

The one that made me and everyone else who hadn’t read the book go, “Holy shit, they really just did that.”

The Office – “Goodbye, Michael”

Let’s skip the obvious talk about the extremely inconsistent quality level of The Office‘s recent seasons and just focus on what a beautiful episode this was. As Steve Carrell’s final appearance as Michael Scott, this was something of a television event, and watching Carrell, writer Greg Daniels, and everyone else involved absolutely nail it was a joy. It’s hilarious, it’s moving, but most of all it is a perfect encapsulation of everything that makes Michael Scott a great character. His final, silent line is as good a send-off as one could ask for.

OKAY THAT’S IT.

Wow, that took a long time. I don;t even want to try to count how many weeks it took to finish that entry. As of a few days ago, we now know that Community is coming back on March 15. That doesn’t mean we can slack off and not watch it or take it for granted. We need that fourth season.

ANYWAY, LET’S MOVE ON…

NEXT UP: PART 1 OF MY MOVIES RECAP, WHICH IS BASICALLY A BIG NUMBERED LIST

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